Introduction

I am Asher. Check out my blog.
ironicblogtitle.blogspot.com
Above is not a link. Go copy and paste it or type it in yourself. I'm too lazy today.

This is just a blog of my stories -- not of my life.
I like to write.

My stories are deposited HERE. 

HERE. HERE IS WHERE I HIDE MY INNER MOST TREACHEROUS, DARK, DISTURBING, ALARMING, HORRIBLE, ADJECTIVING STORIES. BEWARE, FOR YOU ARE STILL YOUNG AND NAIVE, YOU YOUNG, NAIVE GRASSHOPPER.
MOTTO:

READ.

ENJOY.

RISK.

ENTER THE CAVE.

RISK AGAIN.

REALIZED YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE RISKED BECAUSE THERE IS A HUGE BLUE BLOB IN FRONT OF YOU, BUT IT'S TOO LATE, BECAUSE YOU'RE ALREADY IN THE CAVE THAT YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE ENTERED OR RISKED TO GET INTO.

You're foolish, young naive grasshopper.

Jeez.
Can I call you Dave?
I just suddenly had an urge to call you Dave.
Dave. 
DAVIE.
So, here, you're mainly going to hear my stories, not me.
I might do an introduction once in a while.
But my stories are all original.
Some funny, some not, some a waste of your time.
But here you go.